Miss: Ohmygod, if Richard Armitage was in the next series of Sherlock!
Me: Ohmygod.
Miss: I might die of sexiness.
Me: Uh, yeah.
Miss: Imagine the three of them together—two tall people and Martin in the middle. It would be a Martin sandwich!
Me:You have to stop or my vagina will implode.
Miss: What about Richard Armitage and Colin Firth? And they had a foursome.
Me: Stop talking! You’re getting my hopes up. And if I had a penis it would be up, too.
Miss: I turned your clitoris into a tiny penis.
Me: *laughs uncontrollably*
Miss: Tumblr makes me have dirty thoughts.
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